"Raaz pichle raat ke dinner ka" --- Hajmola not adviced!

The television was as usual on while having dinner tonight. Just during the commercials of the idiotic soaps came a commercial for a new show "Raaz Pichhle Janam Ka".
Now come on do we really need this stupid ass bullshit?
Who the hell does the channel think is it fooling?
By the way the show intends to put the participants in some "Hypnotic-Trance" state while some expert is going to find out about their past life.
And no prizes for guessing "Their" means "Celebrities". The show is going to call on some celebrities who think they matter to the world and who even go to the extent of thinking that their being a frog's anus in their past life will draw out "Gasp's" from the crowd. I hope it draws some well deserved slaps instead.
To top it all, the show is going to be hosted by Ravi Kisan. Another vital reason the miss the show.
The show is another entry in India's "Reality" television scene.
With babies, wives, husbands and all taken care of on shows like Perfect Bride, Patni, patni and blah blah blah, I came up with my own reality show idea. The next big thing in the reality scene is going to be to search the best celebrity fart. Now, come on don't you wanna know!

"Raaz pichle raat ke dinner ka" --- Hajmola not adviced!

(LOL, quick poster made by me)

For changing the bumper sticker!!!

My previous post was on why Asterix should be awarded a nobel prize if Obama is awarded one. This post gives you a funny take of the same, only minus Asterix. Some really kick ass funny pictures and comics on the Bam Bam Obama! and his precious!

Let us start with the pictures...(Please click to enlarge)

My Favourite

Now the comics...
(Please click to enlarge)

(All the credit to the respective cartoonists...None is mine)

Emoage--- Emo-Image

My last post was about "Emo" but it almost skipped my mind that I should have topped the post with some pictures. So here they are.......

And ofcourse how can I miss this?
(All pics are credited to their respective owners.
I found them through google image search.
None of it is my work.)

Well I hope you guys like the pictures........I found them hilarious......

Please do comment.

Lmfao "Nobody Understands"

I found this really funny meaning of "Emo" on Urban Dictionary....It's so true An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this: 1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie) 2. Guy finds out, so he listens to silly emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands". 3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie) 4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team. 5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues. This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about! Some examples of emo conversations:- When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definitely go out with me! girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex. boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex. girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry. boyfriend: I'm already crying. XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me acidburnedsoul: that sux man XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries* acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries* acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues