Lmfao "Nobody Understands"


I found this really funny meaning of "Emo" on Urban Dictionary....It's so true

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to silly emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

Some examples of emo conversations:-

When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definitely go out with me!

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.

XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues

Presumption is bad

Its 13th october, 2009.
The time right now is 5.45 A.M.
I woke up at 5.10 A.M.
I was supposed to go for a morning walk with a friend, but he hasn't given me a call yet. So I am left with free time until he gives me a call. Or you can make the situation as "If" he gives me a call.
So what is today?
Today is election day. Lying down here, waiting for the tea to get heated, I was just wondering that it was 5.30 A.M. and I was awake. I am the kind of person who woke up at 6.30 A.M. for a 7.30 A.M. exam. So I am not really someone who gets up on time when required. Unless ofcourse forced out of bed, slept early etc etc.
So a thought passed my head that "Are all the people contesting today sleeping at this hour?"
or "Are they awake and getting ready for the day they have been waiting for?"
They don't really have to worry about today, because the results are going to out on 20th if I am not mistaken.
But there is something about today they definitely are going to worry about and that is the most obvious thing "Are the people going to vote for them/their party?"
I would suggest them to worry about something else
"Are people going to turn up to vote?"

Dog Days Persistence

Days swelter, reminding purgatory,
Night yearns to simmer down,
But Helios won't let it.
Devouring the populace in its inexplicable heat.
Stroking, burning.

Beings shudder, perplexed;
Scurry, but time won't.

Awaiting deluge,
Subsistence, they manage.

---------Abhishek Desai

Untitled!!!

So "Hi" there everyone......."Hi" to all who read(Few I assume) And "Hi" to all who are happily oblivious to the existence of my buh-log!!!
I am updating the blog only and only on a request of a particular friend.......who claims to have "Enjoyed" reading the blog.......Now seriously.....Come on!!! People can enjoy my blog...Its not that bad!
The reason for not being a regular blogger is probably lack of motivation to update it.....And the sole reason I figure for lack of motivation is lack of readers.....I guess if there is enough of fan/critic following for the blog then it will be reason enough to be up with at least a post per day. But since I have been "ASKED" to be regular......I will "TRY" to update it regularly.

So lets see........where are we?........It like the first week of May.....Taurean month with plenty of thick headed birthdays lined up for the next 15 days.....It hot as hell here, I have wasted the entire vacation at home.......Reading, Sleeping and DOtA-ing on my PC......
Oh did I mention Eating?
I have not really been eating I guess.....My weight is dropping like never before and I might seem anorexic soon. NO I ain't one of those skinny ass models!!!

Vacations started with me being all gung-ho about "Utilising" the vacation in the best was possible be taking up a job gymming and all other things I am least upbeat to do at the moment.
It has been quite similar from the college days except the waking up early!!!
(Psst! I wake up at 2.30P.M. in the afternoon)
And there is nothing I have done that is concrete!!!.......Español Corsa doesn't really appeal to me to be continued.......I know I deserve a bullet in the ass for that......
But, I am happy that I have read around 7 to 8 books during this time and I am still continuing.

My results were out last week. I have passed and successfully been promoted to the next year. Getting my results was perfect pain in the ass. The god forsaken college and faculty somehow conspired a perfect plan to delay MY result. Which in the end resulted in me doing rounds of the college everyday finding nothing besides the sorching sun making my "Fair & Lovely-ed" skin dark!!!
I finally got the mark-sheet. The admission process to the second-year werent that much of a headache. Just a couple of days in seemingly never-ending queues.
Oh! I forgot to mention I also saw the supposedly-latest Russel Peters show on DVD.....Named Red, White & Brown.
And recently from a past few days I am being a bitch, with this pianist ghost in me. I am all over the place downloading Rachmanninoff and Chopin etc etc etc.........

Oh-yes!! I had a haircut around 2 to 3 weeks ago....It quite cute......I had to cut my tresses because mom was screaming all around the house about the knots. I have them small now :D

I'll post some new pictures of me and some other things happening in my life.

God I almost forgot to tell you.......I celebrated my birthday too in these vacations.......Which was part fun and part okay.........The "Part-fun" was the surprise by Mom and M......We cut the cake in the morning , can you imagine? They gifted me small small greetings, a rose and a lovely Glass ball which is musical and has two cute bears in it.....I'll post some pictures soon........Also a picture of me with the short hair.........
Umm.....Latest song recommendations would be ummm.......I guess 3 or 4
1) Andante gracioso--- by Chopin (Piano played just correctly)
2) Mozart - Maria Callas - The Magic Flute - Queen Of The Night Aria (Opera range which kicks ass)
3) To the moon and back----Savage Garden (Superb Song!!! Will surely move you)
4) Japanese Boy---Aneka (A nice 80's number which has a very Ling-Ling sound to it)
5) Self Control---Laura Branigan (A highly popular 80's retro number)

Gawd! I almost forgot to tell you........2,yes 2 or my gold fishes have passed away.......
Liam and Erika Jr. ~Rest In Peace~

See you until next time..............Comments welcome........Appreciation further welcome....and criticism.......hmm........well thats welcome too!!!

Sleepy!

And the day has been Zzz!!!

Had 2 Guest lectures in college........were average........Brinda Upadhaya who was a journalist took a 45mins lecture.....She has her own foundation named as Asha----It's an organization for the welfare of animals.....The session was quite interactive.......The other lecture was taken by some female from Western Outdoor (Ad Agency).....This session was more interactive than needed. But still quite helpful.

Friends tagged along with me today to my place. Started doing some project work but power failure washed all plans. Tried to study Spanish a bit but did not do much. Visited the nearby fun-fair. The giant-wheel was not that fearful as it always is. Finally tried doing my project at night. Couldn't complete it.

I need to sleep now. I have to rise up by 6.00A.M. M has got his exams tomorrow. Going to accompany him. He is gonna be here until evening tomorrow.

I made a new phrase today during the second guest lecture:-

"Extract more from Less"

Sleepy!

Until Valentines!!!

Español Corsa~!!! (Spanish Course :-|)
I started this about a year ago.........During the whole one year I must have studied it only for a month or two seriously.......There are like 3 courses for it.....Basic,Intermediate and Professional. I am at the basic level. It has 20chapters, and 4 small tests and one MEGA test!!!
I have given the first 3 and dint do that bad. The 20 chapters have been taught already. I have been procrastinating giving the last 2 tests for about 6 months now.....I seriously need to start studying and get it done. My partner is all over my head regarding this.
I have promised that I am going to give him my Course certificate by 14th February, which is Valentines day, yes. And that's going to be my gift to him.I hope I will be able to do it.
I updated this goal on 43 Things too.

Duh!Gonna start studying today!!!

I'm Alive!

A bad excuse is better than none!

And I guess I have have done exactly that.
Given a terrible excuse and been away for a year!!
Yes, my computer had broken down. But obviously not for this long. I have done a hell lot of things since I last posted here. I have done my photography course (Yes, I am a professional photographer now.) He comenzado mi curso de español (Oh! Yea babeh! I have started my Spanish course). Pero no he terminado (But haven't completed it) :(

On November 18th, 2007, Cupid finally struck his arrow on me! And how!

No more single eh!?!
And since that day my world has taken 1324204823940293 degree turn (Hah! Those were random numbers I just typed and guess what? they total up to form the number "9" which is lucky for me. I know you might say its so silly and just is mere coincidence, but I love to believe in it). A lot of other things have changed. Especially relationships. My relationship with my mom has changed a lot infact it has become stronger!!! I am finally doing my bachelors in Mass Media. Completed my first semester (Waiting for results!). And yes......also celebrated my 1 year Anniversary on this 18th November. *Blushes*

*Sorry was on a phone call* (Yes, it was "M")

The whole year has been one ride for me. The radical changes that have taken place in my life, lot of people and things related to me, have been remarkable. I had never imagined some things and they have come alive in front of my own eyes and that too in ways beyond belief. 2007-2008 truly would be the most memorable years of my life.

*Tring Tring Tring TRINGGGGGGGG*That's the sound currently in the background. My mom has got a new phone. Its a funky phone where you can have both your GSM and CDMA SIM cards in one phone itself. It means no hassles of managing 2 separate phones.She is trying some game on it.I mean come on whats the need to keep the game sounds on?.

Listening to "Let go"by Imogen Heap. Shopped a bit today with mom. Got a new bag for me and a new pair of slippers.Got some gifts for "M". *Blushes*.

Ahh new sound!! I guess she completed level 1. Anyways getting late. Got college early tomorrow....at 9.15 A.M. Yes!, that's early for me!

So Nighty Nighty~!

Muah~!

(I wanted to write a poem but mom is calling me and it is really getting late.....So I guess its for next time................WHICH I PROMISE IS SOON!)

*Hopes "M" is reading it*