Lmfao "Nobody Understands"

I found this really funny meaning of "Emo" on Urban Dictionary....It's so true An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this: 1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie) 2. Guy finds out, so he listens to silly emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands". 3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie) 4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team. 5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues. This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about! Some examples of emo conversations:- When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definitely go out with me! girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex. boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex. girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry. boyfriend: I'm already crying. XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me acidburnedsoul: that sux man XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries* acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries* acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues